Inside Africa, Inside Information

Dearest Friends and Family,
Alas, I find myself in town for the day to pick up the necessities of PC life: oats, peanut butter, honey, jam, noodles. In addition, I make a stop at the internet cafe to send word that I am alive, despite the new lunacy of life. With a set routine, my life seems a bit less queer than a mere month ago. Cows run in my house and so do neighbor children. Today, I want to share my electic information:

Days it takes to grow a beard: 5

Current Blisters: 11

Education is power:
1. Roll a paper vertically and tight
2. Cut 2/3 of the way down so there are three equal parts
3. Fold down the 3 parts so they are perpendicular to the base
4. Pinch the bottom slightly
5. Pull the inner-most paer (it should twist as you pull. If it doesn't you're doing #4 too hard)
6. A TREE! Use it for sight words, word families, etc.

Random thoughts of you at home that come to me throughout the days and nights (look for your initials):
EL: Snow showers and walks to school
RS: 5th grade math and giggling over professors
AV: Cots and bready kitchens
WTC: Weddings and flooded drives
BB: Happy Feet and Sweetest Days
CC: Naps and 1 Love Bar Crawls
JH: Lyric-of-the-day and hugs
MK: Spice girls and shoulder bags
BA: Faggots and raccoons
AD: Tractors and patent leather shoes
BM:Qdoba and "Can you stop being so gay?"
EI: Your 3 continuous beverages and 3 continuous boys
JW: Watching pavement go by and EL DIABLO
DK: Malt-O-Meal and Euro vomit
JK: Clicking nails and orphanages
WF: "Honey" and riesling
Mom and Dad: Everything in this world and then some

Those of you at home inundate every moment in my life despite the distance between our existence. I thank the stars in the sky to be a part of your lives. Miss you all bunches and remember that we see the same sun, so we are still connected.

From the bush,
AGK: Brunches and Rainbows :)